3.7sUm, there's something I've been meaning to ask you.
2.64sDid you put on a little weight this week?
2.45sI was going to surprise you, but what the heck.
4.7sHoney, I'm purposely gaining 61 pounds to get on disability.
2.84sHave you lost your mind?
3.2sHave you thought about your health or your appearance?