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3.59sWhen I grow up, I wanna be a lardo on workmen's comp,
2.07sjust like Dad.
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4.24sI wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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2.43sWhoo-ooh-ooh. Euw!
2.85sMom! This whole thing is really creepy.
1.62sAre you sure you won't talk to Dad?
3.17sI'd like to, honey, but I'm not sure how.
2.3sYour father can be surprisingly sensitive.
2.2sRemember when I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat?
3.24sHe sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.
1.77sMaybe you'll have to hurt his feelings.
3.07sThe longer he lives like this, the harder it'll be to go back.
2.47sYou're right.
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