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2.47sCarpal tunnel syndrome? No.
1.7sLumber lung? No.
3.45sJuggler's despair? No. Achy-breaky pelvis? No.
2.32sOh! I'm never gonna be disabled.
2.3sI'm sick of being so healthy.
2.05sHey, wait.
2.75s"Hyperobesity.
2.2s"If you weigh more than 300 pounds,
2.6syou qualify as disabled."
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0.48sYou can do it, old boy.
3.09sYes, I can!
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2.3sYes, yes. That's the spirit.
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2.8sIf you gain 61 pounds, they'll let you work at home?
4.17sYuh-huh. That's the deal. No more exercise program. No more traffic.
2.4sNo more blood drives or charity walks.
2.3sDad, I know we don't do a lot together,
3.74sbut helping you gain 61 pounds is something I want to be a part of.
0.65sDad!
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2sI must protest. You're abusing a program...