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2.87sI've never heard of anything so negligen--
2.75sI'll have no part of it.
2.89s- Can you recommend a doctor who will?
- Yes.
1.9sHi, everybody!
1.8sHi, Dr. Nick!
2.1sNow, there are many options available...
4.14sfor dangerously underweight individuals like yourself.
4sI recommend a slow, steady gorging process...
2.79scombined with assal horizontology.
1.77sOf course.
3.14sYou'll want to focus on the neglected food groups,
2.72ssuch as the whipped group, the congealed group...
1.94sand the chocotastic.
2.79sWhat can I do to speed the whole thing up, Doctor?
4.24sAh, be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts.
2.88sInstead of chewing gum, chew bacon.
2.09sYou could brush your teeth with milk shakes.
4.3sHey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
3.34sAnd remember, if you're not sure about something,
2.47srub it against a piece of paper.
3.95sIf the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain.