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2.89sYou squeal on me, I'll kill you.
2.97sI don't know.
3.8sI studied art for years, but I just don't get this.
2.6sSounds like somebody's jealous.
5.19sNo, I'm not. I just can't believe some people are paying hundreds of dollars...
3.04sfor something a hillbilly pulled out of the trash.
5.37sHey, I done studied for years on how to get over that junkyard fence.
3.14sThen I learnt the gate was open.
3.09sSmithers, I think I'm in love!
2.59sHah! With this sculpture.
4.39sSir, that's by Homer Simpson. I don't think you want to buy it.
5.55sSmithers, years ago I blew the chance to buy Picasso's Guernica for a song.
2sLuckily that song was "White Christmas,"
2.27sand by hanging on to it, I made billions.
2.77sAnyway, I love this hideous thing.
2.35sYoung lady, I'll take it!
1.94sCongratulations, Homer.