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3.97sYou're Pop? No offense, but even I could kick your ass.
2.47sHey, get off my case! The only reason I'm working here...
2.3sis 'cause I'm trying to get a date with Mom.
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3.04sLook, Pop. I'm planning some expert home repairs,
2.74sand I need a pair of bolt cutters or wire cutters...
2.64sor something to get the lock off my toolbox.
2.1sAisle one, next to the cat poison.
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4.77sEdna, look. A dimmer switch could ratchet up the romance in our love nest.
2.64sYou mean the janitor's closet? Ha!
1.98sWhat's the matter, Edna?
2.69sLately you just say, "Ha!" to everything.
2.27sI want a baby now!
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3.57sWhy don't we continue this in Pool Supplies?
2.69sHi, I'm Doug Vaccaro.
4.85sYou know me as Chip, the wisecracking assistant on the hit sitcom Toolin' Around.