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2.03sHey, it's that anchor dude from channel six !
3.95sOh, yeah. He's doing one of those "be thankful for what you got" stories.
2.85sOh, we have lots of names for these people--
4sbums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth.
2.23sWe'd like to sweep these people into the gutter...
3.17sor, if they're already in the gutter, to some other out-of-the-way place.
2.74sOh, we have our reasons--
1.93sthey're depressing, they wear ragged clothes,
2.44sthey're "crazy," they smell bad--
1.9sHey, listen, man--
1.43sWait, I'm going somewhere with this.
3.7sSo, every year, on one lone, conscience-salving day,
3swe toss these people... a bone.
3.54sA turkey bone. And that's supposed to make it all better.
3.69sNo, you won't find Freddie the Freeloader or Emmet Kelly...
2.9sor even Charlie Chaplin's beloved Little Tramp down here.
2.44sPompous, blow-dried college boy !
4.22sYou know, his girlfriend is the weather lady. You don't say !
3.3sEveryone, Lisa wants to read us a poem she's written.