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4.1sA lot of people would pay top dollar to decimate the population.
1.37sI'll take the highest bidder --
1.76sAl-Qaeda, North Korea,
3.13sRepublicans, Shriners, balding men that work out,
4.63speople on the internet that are only turned on by cartoons of Japanese teenagers --
4.46sAnything is better than working for you, you pompous, negligent,
4.16siTunes-gift-card-as-a-holiday- bonus-giving mother--
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1.3sCome on!
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0.86sAah!
0.83sGet off!
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0.86sYou guys!
1.26sIt's gonna burst! Go!
0.9sGo, go, go!
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0.83sMy foot is stuck.
1.47sNo! It's okay!
1.99sIt's okay. Just go. Tell my family I love them.
4.5sThey may be hard to find 'cause my wife kept her last name and she made the kids take it, too, so, I-I don't know, you can --
1.4sNo!
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