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1.13sThe Sphincter Dam.
1.76sWe built it when Reuben became incontinent,
2.8sbut it was not designed to hold a corpse load.
0.93sI've almost got it.
1.76sEverybody, move inside the circle.
1.23sWhat is this in your backpack?
2.26sThat's Bubonic plague!
1.43sWhat are you doing with that, Poncho?
0.97sEverybody, get back!
1.4sPoncho, you son of a bitch!
3.33sYou released the tuberculosis so you could steal from me?
1.33sThat's right, baby.
4.1sA lot of people would pay top dollar to decimate the population.
1.37sI'll take the highest bidder --
1.76sAl-Qaeda, North Korea,
3.13sRepublicans, Shriners, balding men that work out,
4.63speople on the internet that are only turned on by cartoons of Japanese teenagers --
4.46sAnything is better than working for you, you pompous, negligent,
4.16siTunes-gift-card-as-a-holiday- bonus-giving mother--