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1.43sWhat the hell is that?
1.13sThe Sphincter Dam.
1.76sWe built it when Reuben became incontinent,
2.8sbut it was not designed to hold a corpse load.
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0.93sI've almost got it.
1.76sEverybody, move inside the circle.
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0.86sPoncho?
1.23sWhat is this in your backpack?
2.26sThat's Bubonic plague!
1.43sWhat are you doing with that, Poncho?
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0.97sEverybody, get back!
1.4sPoncho, you son of a bitch!
3.33sYou released the tuberculosis so you could steal from me?
1.33sThat's right, baby.
4.1sA lot of people would pay top dollar to decimate the population.
1.37sI'll take the highest bidder --
1.76sAl-Qaeda, North Korea,
3.13sRepublicans, Shriners, balding men that work out,
4.63speople on the internet that are only turned on by cartoons of Japanese teenagers --
4.46sAnything is better than working for you, you pompous, negligent,
4.16siTunes-gift-card-as-a-holiday- bonus-giving mother--
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1.3sCome on!
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