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1.43sYeah!
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1.38sWell, this is great.
2.13sSo when you guys aren't celebrating a big bowling victory,
1.4swhat do you normally do here?
2.6sUh, well, sometimes we compare women.
1.8sTalk about who we'd rather have sex with.
2.4sOh, that sounds fun. How do you play?
1.47sWell, it's like, um...
2.77sOkay, who would you rather do, Kristen Stewart or Scarlett Johansson?
2.43sOh, definitely Scarlett Johansson.
1.43sFor one thing, there's the boobs,
1.77swhich Kristen Stewart does not have.
4.77sAlso, I get the sense that Kristen Stewart is more of a bath person when she really needs a shower.
1.63sShe does seem kind of dirty.
3.5sYeah, someone should write "wash me" in the dust on that flat ass.
2.94s(BOTH LAUGHING) Move over, funnyman Richard Lewis.
2.04sWe got Richard Lois!
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1.47sWell, here we are.
3.67sOh, great. Hey, maybe on the ride home, someone else can tell a story.
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1.57sSo what exactly is your plan here?
1.27sI've got it all figured out, Brian.