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1.72sThanks for filling in for Peter, Lois.
1.47sYeah, okay, but I hope you brought it today,
1.3s'cause this ain't no ladies' lunch.
1.97sWell, I'll certainly do the best I can.
1.27sBut don't worry, Glenn,
2.54sI'm one woman who knows a thing or two about sports.
1.2sYeah, I know you think you are.
2.6sYour softball chatter made that quite clear.
1.85sOkay, that's two down, guys, two outs.
1.53sTwo out of the three outs required.
1.67sOkay, guys, let's go.
1.33sTom Brady is a quarterback.
1.4sOkay, heads up, two down.
1.53sCollege football is on Saturday.
1.87sOkay, come on, look alive.
2.73sNBA players are predominantly black.
2.25sOh, hi, Lois. What are you doing here?
2.37sI'm filling in for Peter. He's sick.
3.94sAll right, finally a little harpoon in the bowling alley.
3.04sAll right, what do you say we get this thing started, huh?
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2.12s(LOIS GIGGLING) Whoo, nice roll, Lois!
1.42sMy God.
2.77sIf she chews gum, she's got the whole package.
1.55sYes! That's what I'm talking about!
2.64sTake that, you jagoffs! I hope you die!
2sGod, Quagmire gets so competitive with sports.
2.94sHey, Quagmire, it's just a game. Take it easy.