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1.47sWhat the hell is this?
2.4sWhat? Come on, he's a cute little giraffe.
2.43sMaybe you could call him, like, Gizmo or something.
1.3sOh, look, he can fly.
5.27s(MAKES WHOOSHING SOUND) I hate him. His mouth is always open like P. Diddy.
1.2sWell, what do you mean?
1.63sYou ever notice how in every photo of P. Diddy,
1.53shis mouth is hanging open?
2.57sWell, actually, Diddy hired a guy to close his mouth for him.
2.72sI'm telling you, this kid is the next Justin Bieber.
2.4sYoung girls love him, but he makes real music that...
1.9sSorry I'm late. Traffic.
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2.4s(NORMAL VOICE) Good morning, Lois! How's it going, Brian?
2.77sPeter, what happened to your voice?
2.7sOh, you know what happened, you sexy minx.
3.44sMy white blood cells attacked the pathogens and created antibodies,
6.21sand then the pathogens were filtered out by my kidneys into my urine and then expelled from my body, you slut.
1.4sPeter, not now.
2.1sWhat the hell, Lois? Yesterday you were all over me.
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