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2.2sNah, they returned it!
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2.22sAnd so Lois sweet-talks her way backstage.
2.69sNext thing you know, we're partying all night with the trapeze people!
1.65sOne of them drives a Volvo!
2.5sDrives a super-safe car, does that for a living!
6.94sGo figure! (BOTH LAUGHING) So what? She can name a kind of car. Big whoop. I can do that, too.
1.2sVikki.
1.23sVikki Carr.
1.6sPeter, relax.
2.14sIt just happens that your wife has some funny stories, that's all.
1.98sWell, I got some funny stories.
4.1sI knew a guy who choked on an almond. And he had a stroke.
5.6sNow he can't take care of his own bathroom needs. (LAUGHING) That's not funny. That sounds sad.
1.5sYeah, I feel bad for him.
2.33sOh, don't feel bad for him. He got his name in the paper.
3.94sWhat? (LAUGHING) (SOBBING) Please look at me!
1.43sWhat the hell's wrong with you, Peter?
2.04sNothing. What the hell's wrong with you, Swanny?
1.23sI'm Quags.
3.07s(CRYING) I don't know who any of you are anymore!
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