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1.4sThey're on your side of the bed.
2.37sOh, say that again.
5.5s(LAUGHING PLAYFULLY) But I want you to keep talking to me in that sexy voice while we do it.
1.57sOkay, great.
2.7sLet's pretend you're a tollbooth worker and I'm molesting you.
1.07sOkay.
1.23sI don't have any change.
1.13sNow take off that parka.
1.2sUh, uh, uh.
4.17sYou're gonna have to pay a high toll if you want to get into this tunnel.
1.33sCome on, don't say stuff like that.
2.27sI want you to be scared, not make puns.
2.57s(MODERN FAMILY THEME PLAYING)
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1.48sGood afternoon, I'm Tom Tucker.
3.74sFor those of you who turned out to see my stand-up comedy debut at Zany's last night,
2.97sI again apologize for what I said about Moroccans.
6.11sBut today's breaking news is that the New England Toy and Game Company has issued an immediate recall of all of its stuffed bears,