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1.3sI think I'm sick.
2.1sWell, you don't sound like yourself.
3.2sIn fact, you sound kind of hot.
2.34sI just threw up two chicken gyros out my nose.
1.4sThey're on your side of the bed.
2.37sOh, say that again.
5.5s(LAUGHING PLAYFULLY) But I want you to keep talking to me in that sexy voice while we do it.
1.57sOkay, great.
2.7sLet's pretend you're a tollbooth worker and I'm molesting you.
1.07sOkay.
1.23sI don't have any change.
1.13sNow take off that parka.
1.2sUh, uh, uh.
4.17sYou're gonna have to pay a high toll if you want to get into this tunnel.
1.33sCome on, don't say stuff like that.
2.27sI want you to be scared, not make puns.
2.57s(MODERN FAMILY THEME PLAYING)
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1.48sGood afternoon, I'm Tom Tucker.
3.74sFor those of you who turned out to see my stand-up comedy debut at Zany's last night,
2.97sI again apologize for what I said about Moroccans.