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1.33sCome on, don't say stuff like that.
2.27sI want you to be scared, not make puns.
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1.48sGood afternoon, I'm Tom Tucker.
3.74sFor those of you who turned out to see my stand-up comedy debut at Zany's last night,
2.97sI again apologize for what I said about Moroccans.
6.11sBut today's breaking news is that the New England Toy and Game Company has issued an immediate recall of all of its stuffed bears,
1.43slike the one shown here.
4.27sThe bear's eyes can become easily detached and pose a potential choking hazard.
2.77sOh, my God, that's the same teddy bear Stewie has.
2.14sWe got to send that thing back right away.
2.9sBoy, I wonder if there's anything more on Channel Two about this.
2.97sOur top story, Channel Five news anchor, Tom Tucker,
2.7shas a meltdown at a local comedy club.
4.05sLook at you, you fat, gross Moroccans with your ooga-booga food.