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1.92sOh! Where's Lisa when you need her?
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4.05sHere's a better idea. You give me your address, and I'll write to you.
4.7sUh, okay. Just send it to jesus, care of the Pentagon.
2.92sI'm so glad we took the subway.
4.74s"Laser wart removal." Wow! The future is here.
0.43sHey, where's Bart?
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3.37sLadies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to disturb your pleasant ride,
3.2sbut unlike yourselves, I was born without taste buds.
1.83sLet me demonstrate.
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2.37sI'm in over my head here.
2.3sThank you for your time.
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3.49sAw, come on! Pick up the pace!
3.92sHey, I'm not a bum. Thanks, but I don't need--
3.02sOkay, if you insist, but--