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2sGood mornin', Moe.
1.78sYeah, all right. Listen up, guys.
3.85sThe Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents...
2.04sare caused by you six guys.
2.92sI knew we could do it!
2.44sYeah, I know. I know. But the bad news is...
2.15swe gotta start havin' designated drivers.
3.24sAre you kidding me?
1.82sWe'll choose the same way they pick the pope.
2.92sEverybody reach in and draw a pickled egg.
3.47sWhoever gets the black egg stays sober tonight.
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1.98s- Whew! - Whew!
2.18sWhew!
2.2sOh!
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0.96s
3.79sNo!
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