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3.87syour car will be thrown into the East River at your expense."
3.27sOh! I don't wanna go to New York City!
2.7sWhy not? New York is a hellhole!
2.17sAnd you know how I feel about hellholes.
2.32sDad, you can't judge a place you've never been to.
2.04sYeah. That's what people do in Russia.
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5.74sIt's time I told you about a chapter of my life I hoped would be closed forever.
4.37sI was on my way to the Harrisburg Coat Outlet to buy an irregular coat,
4.27sbut it required a stopover in New York City.
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4.04sAll i had to do was walk a few blocks from the Port Authority Bus Terminal...
2.17sto my train at Penn Station.
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