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1.88sThrow it away.
2.75sNothing good has ever come out of New York City.
5.14s"Dear motorist, Your vehicle is illegally parked in the borough of Manhattan."
0.39sMy vehicle!
4.2s"If you do not remedy this malparkage within 72 hours,
3.87syour car will be thrown into the East River at your expense."
3.27sOh! I don't wanna go to New York City!
2.7sWhy not? New York is a hellhole!
2.17sAnd you know how I feel about hellholes.
2.32sDad, you can't judge a place you've never been to.
2.04sYeah. That's what people do in Russia.
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5.74sIt's time I told you about a chapter of my life I hoped would be closed forever.
4.37sI was on my way to the Harrisburg Coat Outlet to buy an irregular coat,
4.27sbut it required a stopover in New York City.
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