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3.47sThe start of television's second-most exciting season--
4.77smid-season-- is just 200 exciting seconds away!
0.5sDoor?
0.83sLocked.
1.67s- Phone?
- Unplugged.
2.13sDog? Cat? Taped and corked.
0.42sPerfect.
3.29sIt's america's funniest tornadoes.
2.97sOoh!
3.67sAnd at 9:30, All in the Family 1999.
1.94sOh, geez there.
2sThey got me livin' with an African-American,
2.87sa Semite-American and a woman-American there!
2.04sAnd I'm glad! I love youse all!
3.89sI love everybody! I wish I'd saved my money from the first show.
4.19sOh, I can't wait. Look, Marge. I had a scorecard printed up...
1.5sat that all-night scorecard place.
2.54sIsn't mid-season just a dumping ground for second-rate shows...
2.14sthat weren't good enough for the fall schedule?
1.83sYou're thinking of all the other years.
2.27sThis year's shows are classics.
2.5sThere's The Laughter Family. That's animated.