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0.64sHorrifying!
0.97sPointless.
2.08sExhausting. It took the children 40 minutes...
1.97sto locate Canada on the map.
3.8sMarge, anyone can miss Canada, all tucked away down there.
3.27sMy teacher's a nightmare. Three kids got sick from inhaling his ointment fumes,
2.08she confiscated everything made of tin,
1.92sand then he sent us home early because he got his beard...
2.9scaught in the pencil sharpener.
0.65sMmm?
2.49sOh, um.
2.93sOh, okay, uh-- Mmm--
1.87s- Um, here.
- Mmm.
2.45sD'oh! Uh, okay. Uh--
3.19sLet's see. Um, what if I did this?
2.2s
3.72sYou're on your own.
2.55sThere's no way I'll get into an Ivy League school now.
2.87sAt this rate, I probably won't even get into Vassar.
3.85sI've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!
3.22sLook, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf.
2.03sHow would you feel if I started mopping the floor?
2.5s- I'd be thrilled. You can start right now.
- Oh!