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4.54sHello! Pizza delivery for D. Frosted Wang.
2.59s(FRUSTRATED CRY) Not another crank delivery!
2.52sWhy don't I read these things ahead of time?
3.12s(LAUGHING) One time was funny.
2.53sBut every week for 10 years? Not as funny.
3.35sTrue, not as funny. But, still, somewhat funny.
1.47s(LAUGHING)
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3.09sAnd then they burst out laughing a second time.
1.93s(LAUGHING)
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3.32s(SIGHING) I've been a delivery boy for a thousand years.
2.4sIsn't there any room for promotion around here?
2.4sThere'll be no promotions unless somebody dies.
1.5sAnd even then,
2.77sonly if we can't bring them back as a zombie, like Scruffy.