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2.73sHello. I'd like to enroll in Police Academy.
3.02sYou think you can just waltz in here with no pants and become a cop?
1.02sThat's the plan.
0.95sI like you, kid.
1.42sI got no pants on, either.
2sI can see that. You're quite a bit taller than me.
2.57sWelcome to Police Academy.
1.2sHi, I'm Fry.
1.93sI'm the Sound Effects 5000.
9.09s(IMITATES POLICE SIRENS, GUNFIRE, EXPLOSIONS, COMPUTING SOUNDS) Wow. That would be impressive if you were a human.
1.9sOn your feet for Chief O'Manahan.
1.27sAt ease, cadets.
1.17sI'll make this short and sweet,
2.07s'cause I'm PMSing like a lumberjack.
1.94sPolice Academy is not for everybody.
2sYou're gonna get your boob scuffed.
2.09sBut if you've got the vulva to stick it out,
2.99sI'll be proud to call you ladies "policemen."
1.13sSir! Yes, ma'am!
7.07s(TIRES SQUEALING) (WOMAN SCREAMING) (POLICE SIRENS) Yeah. That's great.