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1.62sSeriously? Why?
2.82sSo I can kill my human brain cells.
4.42sDo you have any idea what a burden it is to know everything that will ever happen?
1.67sTo never be surprised.
3.87sTo know the punch line of every joke hours in advance.
1.25sLike watching Leno.
3.52sAnd that is why I faked the prediction of this crime.
2.25sNevertheless, stay with me here,
3.59sthings will now happen just as I fake predicted.
2.92sBender, you're going to hand me that bottle.
0.69s
1.6sNot that one!
3.4sThe real one, which you switched when Fry stupidly looked away.
1.13sHey.
3.57sMan. Why you got to be so Oracle-y?
2.74sFry, you are going to shoot Bender,
2.34skilling him and shattering the fake bottle,
2.27sjust as I predicted.
1.83sDo it! It is your destiny!
2.3sFunny thing about destiny.
3.02sSometimes fate has other plans.
1.5s(BULLET RICOCHETING) Oh!
0.53s
1.13sNuts.
1.05sYou shot me!
2.17sYou miserable dingus!