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1.44sEither you're going to shoot me,
3.72sor I'm going to spray whip cream in your eyes and walk out of here like a big shot.
1.15sBender, no!
2.37sYou don't have to do something just 'cause it's going to happen.
1.85sThe future's making a chump out of you.
3.32sOh, yeah? Well, I'm going to make a chump out of the future.
1.8sI'm not stealing anything!
2.8sYes! I stopped the crime without shooting you.
1.9sThe Oracle was wrong.
1.23sPICKLES: Was I?
1.14s
1.45sPickles? Yes.
1.72sIt is I, Pickles.
1.53sI set the whole thing up.
4.86sEveryone will think Bender's the thief while I make off with that glorious brew.
1.62sSeriously? Why?
2.82sSo I can kill my human brain cells.
4.42sDo you have any idea what a burden it is to know everything that will ever happen?
1.67sTo never be surprised.
3.87sTo know the punch line of every joke hours in advance.
1.25sLike watching Leno.
3.52sAnd that is why I faked the prediction of this crime.
2.25sNevertheless, stay with me here,
3.59sthings will now happen just as I fake predicted.