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1.7sYou call for a chopper?
2.99sNo, I specifically said hovercopter!
1.47sOne chopper coming up.
6.01sHiya! (GROANS IN PAIN) (CROWD CHEERING) ALL: All right! Way to go.
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0.97s(SMOOCHING)
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2.79s(SMOOCHING) You know, URL,
1.94ssometimes it's almost too much for me.
1.67sYou mean, the respect we get?
2.97sAnd the high level of job satisfaction?
4.04sThere's that, but I'm also talking about the non-stop promotions and the free hot rod.
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2.7sI do love a man in uniform.
4.67s(CLEARS THROAT) I mean, a uniform that doesn't involve short pants.
3.07s(SIGHS) I can see I have no future here.
2.74sMy only option is to resign with dignity.
1.69sHere are my shorts.
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