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1.45sDoh ! Wrong one.
5.79sSo, Patty, tell me-- tell me more about your trip to Egypt.
3.6sNothing more to tell, really. The Nile smells like cattle rot,
2.04sand they've got horseflies over there the size of your head.
2.29sMarvelous, just marvelous.
3.9sWell, Selma hated Egypt too. A camel spit on her.
4.07sOh, yes, I've heard they can be difficult. Patty, the Parents' Advisory Board...
3.3shas asked that I attend the premiere of Space Mutants V tomorrow night.
3.47sW-W-Would you be interested in joining me ?
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1.5sI don't really think so--
2.05sShe'd be delighted.
0.38sI'm going to cancel.
1.48sNo, you're not.
2.12sWe already have plans tomorrow night.
0.65sPatty, your first date...
3.59sin 25 years is a little more important than playing hearts with mother.
2.42sI tried to repel him, I really did.
3.04sPack of Lady Laramie 100s, please.
3.07sWe both know it could've easily been me-- very easily.
2.67sLaramie Hi-Tars, hard pack, and I don't have all day.
4.97sAll right. Here you go. Smoke them in good health. Will you be needing any lottery tickets ?
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