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3.07sNo, Barney, that's just my sister-in-law.
4.57sI'll get right to the point. I'm getting older, fatter and uglier.
3.7sPlease, Marge, help me find a man before it's too late.
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2.49sWell, I'll try.
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3.77sHomer, do you remember our last family vacation...
3.27swhen you made us go to the Bowlers' Hall of Fame in St. Louis, Missouri...
2.94sso you could see that car shaped like a giant bowling pin ?
2.5sRemember ? Who could forget ?
1.57sThen you'll also remember that you owe me a favor...
3.04sOh, Marge.
3.05sto be called up whenever and for whatever reason I desire.
1.92sBut that was just an idle promise.
2.7s- Not to me. - Ohh.
4sI want you to find a husband for my sister Selma.
3.45sFind a husband ? Wait. Which one's Selma again ?
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