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2.67sI'll simply hope that you are one of the statistically insignificant number...
3.57sof 40-year-old single women who ever find their fair prince.
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3.05sPatty, Selma, we're home !
3.74sHuh. Yeah.
2.07sOhh. Ooh. I'll tell you one thing:
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3.24sGreasy joe is sorry he ever saw the likes of me. Heh-heh-heh-heh.
3.2sMarge, I need to speak with you alone.
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4.17sOh, and that sauce, Barney. I could've drunk a bowl of it by itself.
3.07sNo, Barney, that's just my sister-in-law.
4.57sI'll get right to the point. I'm getting older, fatter and uglier.
3.7sPlease, Marge, help me find a man before it's too late.