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4.32sMmm. Oh, Patty.
3.59sUh, Uh, Bart, I hate to pull you away from your daily exercise,
3.84sbut, well, I wanted you to be the first to know.
3.94sI'm going to ask for your Aunt Patty's hand in marriage.
0.55sYour funeral, Seymour.
2.5sHomer, lighten up.
2.17sYou're making happy hour bitterly ironic.
2.94sAh, Moe, I gotta find a date...
3.34sfor my big, fat, snotty sister-in-law Selma.
2.84sHey, I'm intrigued. What does Selma look like ?
0.21sLike my wife's ugly sister.
2.53sWheel her in, Homer.
2.12sI'm not a picky man.
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2.78sA good rule of thumb is two years' salary, sir. Try this.
1.94sI can't afford that. I'm an educator.
1.4s- Seymour.
- I'll take it.
3.35sHomer, my sister is not going out with Barney Gumbel !
3.8sHey, Selma is no prize pig herself, you know.
0.17sBart, come cheer up your Aunt Selma.
4.5sOkay.
2.72sWhat did you learn in school today ?