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2.5sHomer, lighten up.
2.17sYou're making happy hour bitterly ironic.
2.94sAh, Moe, I gotta find a date...
3.34sfor my big, fat, snotty sister-in-law Selma.
2.84sHey, I'm intrigued. What does Selma look like ?
0.21sLike my wife's ugly sister.
2.53sWheel her in, Homer.
2.12sI'm not a picky man.
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2.78sA good rule of thumb is two years' salary, sir. Try this.
1.94sI can't afford that. I'm an educator.
1.4s- Seymour.
- I'll take it.
3.35sHomer, my sister is not going out with Barney Gumbel !
3.8sHey, Selma is no prize pig herself, you know.
0.17sBart, come cheer up your Aunt Selma.
4.5sOkay.
2.72sWhat did you learn in school today ?
3.27sPrincipal Skinner's gonna ask Aunt Patty to marry him.
5.4sHmm. Thanks, kid. You made my day.
4.17s"But" nothing, Marge. She's a heifer, plain and simple, and--