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1.77s(GRUNTS) Sorry, I'm distracted.
2.95sMy housekeeper is suing me for sexual harassment.
3.67sShe hung the mistletoe. What was I supposed to do?
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1.83sI like eating here with you, Dad,
3.07sespecially without, "Don't have a cow, man."
3.57s(LAUGHING) Yeah, he's all, "Cowabunga, dude."
2.7s(LAUGHING) I mean, what's that mean? Nothing, I bet.
3.77s(SLURPS) Oh, need more soda.
3sHomer, would you be interested in the position of executive greeter?
4.1sWoo-hoo! That's been my dream ever since I heard it existed right now.
1.27sWhat do I get?
2.43sYou get to work overtime without us paying you extra.
1.37sI won't do it.
2.53sIf you don't, we'll ship you right back to Mexico.
1.8sBut I'm a US citizen.
1.77sUh-huh. How sure of that are you?
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1.6s(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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2.69sI can't take it anymore. Every time I try to relax, she...
1.17sOw! My neck.