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2.62s(SINGING IN SPANISH)
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1.35s(GASPS)
2.7sOh! (SOBBING)
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3.17sThe next day, Mary got a restraining order against Joe.
2.37s(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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3.79sOh! (GROANS) Now Joe can't come within 500 feet of Mary.
4.79sHe also can't call her or burn his name in gas on her lawn.
4.39sI'm going to let you in on a little secret. Joe is me.
5.44sAnd Mary is a composite of 12 different women and a small independent film company,
4.24sall of whom couldn't deal with me because I'm too real.
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