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3.84sOne night, Joe went to a party and fell in love with a girl named Mary.
2.42s(LAUGHS) Man, I've been there.
1.93sAt first, Joe felt discouraged,
2.37sbut then he remembered what his father taught him.
4.82s"Never say die, quitters never prosper, and no means yes."
2.62s(SINGING IN SPANISH)
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1.35s(GASPS)
2.7sOh! (SOBBING)
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3.17sThe next day, Mary got a restraining order against Joe.
2.37s(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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3.79sOh! (GROANS) Now Joe can't come within 500 feet of Mary.
4.79sHe also can't call her or burn his name in gas on her lawn.
4.39sI'm going to let you in on a little secret. Joe is me.