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3sIf these wise warriors could speak, what would they tell us?
1.98sThey left a message right here.
6.19s(BART LAUGHING) (ALL LAUGHING) Actually carved into the rock. Nice work, Simpson.
2.04sFeel free to make a rubbing.
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4.47s(HUMMING) (GROANS) Welcome to Sprawl Mart.
2.77sPimple cream in aisle five. Buenas nachos.
1.94sAsk about our senor discount.
3.84sHey, Rabbi. Jesus loves you. (CHUCKLES) Just kidding.
1.55sSon, you are on fire.
3.3sA million times better than that worthless old coot you replaced.
3.25sThat coot happens to be my father. Please continue.
2.77sHow would you like to be a full-time Sprawl Mart greeter?
0.53sIs there a chance for advancement?
1.44sNo.
1.8sWhoo-hoo! No pressure.
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