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1.33s(SOBBING)
3.1s
4.14sMake me proud, or at least less ashamed.
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3.34sI'm gonna get a glacier postcard and send it to my nana.
2.19sShe'll be like, "No way!"
1.73sScore.
3.29sI'm going to exchange this beach towel I bought at Sequoia National Park.
3.42sI learned too late that it implied tumescence.
5.07s(MECHANICAL GROWLING) Ah, pre-modern man.
3sIf these wise warriors could speak, what would they tell us?
1.98sThey left a message right here.
6.19s(BART LAUGHING) (ALL LAUGHING) Actually carved into the rock. Nice work, Simpson.
2.04sFeel free to make a rubbing.
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4.47s(HUMMING) (GROANS) Welcome to Sprawl Mart.