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2.2s(BOTH PANTING)
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1.35s
5.62sOh, Dad. How I'll miss your cap, your walking stick, your plaster base.
1.43sABE: I'm down here, you idiot.
3.3sDad! Where's your base? Don't worry about that.
3.84sSomeone's gotta greet the customers. Ah, they'll be fine.
3.27sNo. They're helpless without a greeting. Look at them.
1.22s
1.33s(SOBBING)
3.1s
4.14sMake me proud, or at least less ashamed.
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2.45s
3.34sI'm gonna get a glacier postcard and send it to my nana.
2.19sShe'll be like, "No way!"
1.73sScore.
3.29sI'm going to exchange this beach towel I bought at Sequoia National Park.
3.42sI learned too late that it implied tumescence.
5.07s(MECHANICAL GROWLING) Ah, pre-modern man.