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5.97s(GRUNTS) (GROANS) SEYMOUR: Behold, children, the majesty of Springfield Glacier.
3.84sCrane your necks skyward to behold its icy glory.
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1.02s(FROG CROAKING)
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2.89sWhat happened to the glacier? It's nearly melted.
3.05s(GASPS) This must be due to global warming. Young lady,
3.54sthe federal government's position on global warming is that it does not exist.
1.6sThis glacier's doing just fine.
3.39sNo, it isn't. It's a lump of slush. Look at it.
2.1s(LAUGHS) I have a little girl just like you at home.
2.47s(OMINOUSLY) That's where she stays. At home.
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1.97sOh, I just love it here.
3.64sSo many things, and so many things of each thing.
4.12sWelcome to Sprawl Mart. Can I get you a cart or a basket?
3.14sGrampa, you're a greet grater.
3.99sI mean a great greeter. Now look who's senile.