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3.17sThe next day, Mary got a restraining order against Joe.
2.37s(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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3.79sOh! (GROANS) Now Joe can't come within 500 feet of Mary.
4.79sHe also can't call her or burn his name in gas on her lawn.
4.39sI'm going to let you in on a little secret. Joe is me.
5.44sAnd Mary is a composite of 12 different women and a small independent film company,
4.24sall of whom couldn't deal with me because I'm too real.
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4.87s(GROANS) I always hoped we wouldn't be one of those restraining order families.
2.55sHow am I supposed to know if I'm 20 feet away?
3.25sDon't worry, son. No one's going to make you count to 20.
3.15sI have a more humane solution.
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4.29sThis 20-foot pole will make Bart's restraining order, oh, so easy to enforce.