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4sUp next, daring daylight robbery at a municipal swimming pool.
3.65sOoh, this is it! Turn me up.
3.74sEarlier today, a foul-mouthed bandit robbed the municipal pool,
3.37smaking off with the contents of over three lockers.
2.6sMore like three lockers and a sink.
3.52sBender, did you have something to do with this? Of course not!
3.34sHoly Spitz! He's sporting skintight Speedos!
1.77sThey don't leave much to the imagination.
2.4sActually, on a robot, they sorta do.
2.2sOne puny human got a look at the robber--
1.75sHere we go. Here we go!
3.09sDescribing him as a short, nasty, muscular--
1.72sYeah! Make me famous, big head!
1.8sCaucasian human male.
0.65sWhat?
2.19s
2.87sHey, now what am I supposed to watch and drink all day?
2.08sThis is an outrage!
4sWhat's the point of pullin' the biggest pool caper ever if nobody knows you did it?
0.46sWell, there's the material rewards.
3.66sYou mean this junk?
1.9sWhee!