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4sUp next, daring daylight robbery at a municipal swimming pool.
3.65sOoh, this is it! Turn me up.
3.74sEarlier today, a foul-mouthed bandit robbed the municipal pool,
3.37smaking off with the contents of over three lockers.
2.6sMore like three lockers and a sink.
3.52sBender, did you have something to do with this? Of course not!
3.34sHoly Spitz! He's sporting skintight Speedos!
1.77sThey don't leave much to the imagination.
2.4sActually, on a robot, they sorta do.
2.2sOne puny human got a look at the robber--
1.75sHere we go. Here we go!
3.09sDescribing him as a short, nasty, muscular--
1.72sYeah! Make me famous, big head!
1.8sCaucasian human male.
0.65sWhat?
2.19s
2.87sHey, now what am I supposed to watch and drink all day?
2.08sThis is an outrage!
4sWhat's the point of pullin' the biggest pool caper ever if nobody knows you did it?