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2.82sThere's this girl who I really like but she thinks I'm a jerk.
1.3sCan you help me?
2.14sYeah, there's a suicide booth in the food court--
1.77sthough there's a line this time of year.
2.48sNo, I need to get her a gift and I need it before sundown.
3.09sWell, you can't go wrong with something traditional--
2.1sA surface-to-Santa rocket launcher.
1.87sIt comes with three jolly-seeking missiles.
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0.82sThat's funny.
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1.2sCareful, sir.
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1.33sOh, yeah.
2.48sYou filthy hobos sure know how to live.
3.37sHey, chief someone's stealing your handkerchief full of crap.
1sHmm?
1.6sAh.
1.63sExcuse me, sir.
1.7sMight I have a sip of booze?
1.88sI'm sorry, Tinny Tim.