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3.47sAnother pointless day where I accomplish nothing.
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7.94sThe holiday season is a time of celebration for most but it is also a time to remember the tragic suffering of the less fortunate.
3.1sEarthlings do not yet know the meaning of suffering.
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4.19sEarlier today, I visited a shelter for down-and-out robots--
5.94sHomeless robots, too poor to afford even the basic alcohol they need to fuel their circuits.
1.37sIs there anything sadder?
3.8sOnly drowning puppies and there would have to be a lot of them.
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1.33sWhere you going, Bender?
3.12sTo volunteer at a liquor kitchen for homeless robots.
1.05sYeah, right.
1.93sAs if you ever did anything charitable.
0.85sI'm very generous.
2.35sWhat about that time I gave blood?
0.67sWhose blood?
1.58sSome guy's.
3.6sI've got to do something to show Leela how sorry I am.
1.47sSo what's the problem?
3.9sSimply get down on your claws and do the apology dance.