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3.54sInstead of Claus, he writes "Claws."
1.3sNow, that's humorous.
3.67sToday's comedians could learn from this card.
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4.14sWhat's the point of Xmas when everyone you know died a thousand years ago?
1.87sI'm the loneliest person on Earth.
3.12sHey, Leela how about a little sympathy here, huh?
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1.87sYoiks. What was that about?
1.77sFluh. She's an orphan.
5.09sYes, and the only one of her species in all the known universe.