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3.82sOn the fourth day of Xmas, I stole from that lady
1.65sFour family photos
7.36sThree jars of pennies Two former husbands And a slipper on a shoe tree Yep!
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1.83sOh, thank you.
0.87sHelp!
1.47sSomebody help us!
1.4sIt's humans.
1.63sShall we mug them, robot sir?
1.87sNo, wait. I know these guys.
1.43sThey got nothing.
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2.77sHo... ho... ho!
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1.13sYou've been very naughty,
1sBender.
1.55sWhat, me? I didn't do nothing.
1.5sYou're thinking of the kid.
3.12sMy God, Bender, framing an orphan.
5.09sThat's so naughty I'll have to add it to my list right now.
3sMm, framing...
5.14sI...N...G...
1.17san...
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1.9sAmy, this is for you--
2.72sA set of combs for your beautiful hair.