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3.37sHey, chief someone's stealing your handkerchief full of crap.
1sHmm?
1.6sAh.
1.63sExcuse me, sir.
1.7sMight I have a sip of booze?
1.88sI'm sorry, Tinny Tim.
2.29sSeems we ran out early tonight.
1.52sI understand.
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2.27sMy God, that poor kid.
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1.67sYou're the last store open.
2.17sI need something for my friend Leela.
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1.45sjust give me your best animal.
2.1sBest? Well, that's a matter of opinion.
2.08sI personally like the electric snail.
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0.93sThat's a stupid animal.
0.93sYou're stupid.
1.4sI said I want the best one.
3.17sNow which costs more-- the parrot or the stink lizard?
1.37sThe lizards are a buck each.
1.4sThe parrot is $500.
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1.8sThat's a hell of a good parrot.
2.75sAlthough, I could get 500 lizards for the same price.
2sGirls like swarms of lizards, right?
2.89sSir, the store is closing in two minutes.
1.95sOkay, okay. I'll take the 500 lizards.