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3.14sMay the blessings of the season be upon you.
0.88sYeah, yeah, amen.
4.4sListen, I'm one of those lazy, homeless bums I've been hearing about.
2.45sCould you point me to the free booze?
1.3sOh, yeah, oh, yeah.
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2.82sThere's this girl who I really like but she thinks I'm a jerk.
1.3sCan you help me?
2.14sYeah, there's a suicide booth in the food court--
1.77sthough there's a line this time of year.
2.48sNo, I need to get her a gift and I need it before sundown.
3.09sWell, you can't go wrong with something traditional--
2.1sA surface-to-Santa rocket launcher.
1.87sIt comes with three jolly-seeking missiles.
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0.82sThat's funny.
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1.2sCareful, sir.
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1.33sOh, yeah.