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1.55sHuh? What's this?
2.88sA card from my cousin Zoidfarb.
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3.54sInstead of Claus, he writes "Claws."
1.3sNow, that's humorous.
3.67sToday's comedians could learn from this card.
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4.14sWhat's the point of Xmas when everyone you know died a thousand years ago?